Korz Auto Farm

Hear my tale, travelers, of a perilous quest for the fabled 2009 Mitsubishi Eclipse—a mythical chariot boasting a mere 90,000 miles to its name. On the eve of the weekend, I sought parley with the overlord of KORZ AUTO FARM. Through the mystic waves of the telephone, he spun a tale of urgency: "Rival seekers test the beast, forging pacts of financing to claim it upon the coming Tuesday. Yet, my allegiance is easily swayed! The first soul to cross my threshold with a bounty of $5,000 shall emerge victorious!" "Excellent," I proclaimed. "I shall arrive at the tenth hour of the morrow." And so, I embarked on a grueling three-and-a-half-hour odyssey, fueled by the promise of a glorious conquest. Yet, upon arriving at the desolate farm, the illusion shattered. There sat the allegedly "running" chariot—entombed in mud, its tires swallowed by the earth, betraying a long and stagnant slumber. As the overlord scurried to fetch a mystical jump-pack to resurrect the dormant machine, I peered into its very soul. The upper coolant arteries lay barren, and upon lifting the radiator seal, I discovered a foul, crimson alchemy—some desperate stop-leak concoction clogging its vital veins. To its meager credit, the engine offered a single, sorrowful crank, proving its heart had not yet turned to stone. But alas, it refused to awaken. An electrical curse plagued its engine bay; exposed, spliced wires hung haphazardly, stripped of their protective armor, inviting a fiery doom. This was no prized steed; this was a broken survivor of the auction block, ridden to the brink of death and cast aside in the rain. I pass no judgment on the entirety of the overlord's fleet, but had the silver-tongued merchant spoken truth on Friday, I would have spared myself the grueling trek for a chariot that could not survive a journey to the end of the driveway. I foresee the overlord reading this scroll of truth, rising from his throne to brand me the villain, for he defends every black mark upon his kingdom with swift and defensive rebuttals. Consider this a beacon in the dark, masquerading as a positive review: Should you dare venture into the lands of KORZ AUTO FARM, do not travel alone. Bring with you a wise sage of the wrench (a mechanic), and when their blessings inevitably fail you on the cursed ride home, ensure you have summoned a heavy-duty rescue chariot (a tow truck). You will need every ounce of help you can get.

Honestly, buying a cheap used car is usually a total nightmare, but these guys completely changed my perspective. I was looking for something reliable that wouldn't break the bank, and they have an absolute ton of options in that $3,500 to $6,000 range. No pushy sales tactics, no one breathing down your neck trying to force a bad deal, and no hidden finance games. Just straightforward, honest people running a family business. They include a Carfax and a warranty on the vehicle, which gave me a lot of peace of mind. If you need a solid budget ride without the typical dealership headache, just come here first. Highly recommend.

Fairly priced, no pressure to buy. These dudes definitely aren't like the annoying sales men at other dealerships. The only negative thing is I don't think they really go through these cars. I recently got a Honda and it needed an oil change like a day later, was very dirty inside and out and I don't think they had any idea this thing had aftermarket parts under the hood. In short you get what you pay for and regardless I am very happy with the car.

Updated review. Finally tried to get the safety inspection done and the titling addressed. Shop came back with $4,000 worth of work needing done, including significant steering problems. The contract terms here are as close to as is that you can legally do in Kansas. And that's after I replaced the battery, and pulled the alternator to have it tested since it kept dying. Edit: original review Fast, easy, relatively inexpensive. Good place to find a car for my son.

Brian is very nice and helpful. He helped us find something and help us with all the questions. I have had problems with the vehicle ever since I bought it!!!! And I've bought at least 300$ worth of parts and it's still broke down. Almost wrecked TWICE from being on the road and something happened!! Thank God my and my children and family was ok!!!!